Anybody Need a Laugh? It's Single Parent Joke Time!

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It's been one of those days and I needed a few mindless chuckles. I found some and thought I would share them with you. I hope you enjoy them!

With the exception of the first one, they're from the web site, http://aboutyourbreakup.com, and are posted with the written permission of aboutyourbreakup.com's "Ms. Tigress Luv."

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A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son was taking in college. With a sigh she replied, "Everything I have."

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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" - Rita Rudner

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There are easier things in life than understanding the mind of your ex; nailing Jell-o to a tree, for instance.

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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

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Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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Relationships are when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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"A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful, five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying, 'Long time, no see.'" - Phyllis Battelle

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Fran Hopkins is a Baby Boomer who just turned 50 and is trying to adjust! Prematurely widowed at age 40, Fran is a single parent to her 16-year-old son.

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